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 Re: Request Report
Author: .daniel.schrock 
Date:   24-01-03 17:08

tough question...
it starts at the beginning of time and ends at the present, at which point a report is instantly available for that present time, but disappears in the past and can't predict the future.

there are lots of numbers, but any calculation run on this report will always result in the number 42.

oh, at the bottom of the report, if you read the fine print it will say the following:
Any questons regarding this report should be posted to the Request Report forum, not the FreeBSD Diary or else you will receive really useless responses intended to do nothing but waste your time, since you obviously weren't concerned about wasting others time.

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